Why ever Husband hates Arnold Schwarzenegger

Seriously, he has a child with THE HELP, the HELP stays in the household for 10 years raising the kid, he SUPPORTS the child financially....

And we, mere mortal husbands, if we forget to leave the toilet seat down one time out of a hundred, are caught within mere microseconds by the Wife's sophisticated network of cameras, sensors, and ESP abilities.

WTF?