Worst (or best) title for article about a lawsuit EVAH!

"Kink Files $63M Suit Against 'Jizz' Tube Sites"

Friday Movie Clip - Prime Directives (Robocop)

A movie WAY ahead of its time. "I fucking LOVE that guy!"

Posted today as we got the news that the REMAKE IS COMING this week!

Friday Movie Clip - Divine Intervention (Pulp Fiction)

Although the Kahuna Burger scene may be the most famous, this is almost equally as good and way less well known" Divine Intervention (Pulp Fiction) Remember, every day God in some way does something to tell you he's here and you should stay on the righteous path - ignore these signs at your peril! P.S. Production error, you can see the bullet holes in the wall BEFORE the bathroom boy even pops out and shoots!

Eww...man sues over amputed penis!

Ewwwwwwww look how he got the infection! Look, if a Doctor says "Don't do this for a few weeks or you may lose your penis", its VERY EASY not to do whatever he tells me not to do - INCLUDING BREATHING!

GENUINE MOON ROCK MADE IN CHINA - cooluniqueitems.com

GENUINE MOON ROCK MADE IN CHINA - cooluniqueitems.com:

Do I really need to say anymore?

TOTD - Casino's and Day Care

THOUGHT OF THE DAY -- Why DON'T casinos have day care in them?? Wouldn't it be a huge profitable move? Have Coffee. Discuss.

This is why American Reality TV is better than British Reality TV

Winner of this year's Britian's Got Talent - are you kidding me?

Thought of the Day: Rare Earth Metals

Rare Earth Metals are neither Rare nor only available on Earth.
Have Coffee.  Discuss. Tawlk.

A study on study of studies.

Friday Movie Clip for 5/11/12 - Empty Times Square (Vanilla Sky)

A little long, but a MAJOR classic scene - NY Times - completely empty but for one. Pure movie heaven, especially for NYC lovers.

What's your Favorite Food?

Notice my two circles, and especially the highlighted WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
(Source Article from the Daily Mail UK)

Friday Movie Clip for 5/4/2012 -- Bad Cop, Bad Cop (The Other Guys)

A classic....

Crazy Tanning Bed Woman MUST WATCH

This is so gross I couldn't even watch all of it, but its still a must watch. Try and go to a tanning bed after watching this story! Via Mediate

Florida Death Row

I'm watching Death Row: The Final 24 Hours on Discovery Channel. They say that in Florida (and I'm sure they do something similar in other states) they post a guard for the final 24 hours before execution at the inmate's cell door to make sure he doesn't attempt suicide. WHY. WHO CARES!!??!!! If he does it, just saves money! WTF! As a side note, all the states require before lethal injection that the inmate's arm be wiped with alcohol before the IV is inserted. WHY????!!!!

Adding Random Thoughts to FromtheGut

I'm going to start adding a new category of posts to FromTheGut.com, that of Random Thoughts. Right now most of the posts are links to news stories of strange happenings, but I thought a braindump of my ADD brain (also called and Acorn Head by my close friends for reasons I don't fully understand) will even make this blog better. Note that postings of POLITICAL VIEWS are not allowed on this blog, but some of these thoughts may include how Government is stupid or ridiculous - which is a non-partisan issue. Thank you for reading/subscribing, and tell everyone you know!

Friday Movie Clip for 4/27/12 - Pee Wee's Big Adventure (Breakfast)

You'll have to click through, embedding is disabled. A true classic! Pee Wee Herman Breakfeast/Mr. T Cereal

Ew Egyptians,ew!

"Egyptian parliament considering bill legalizing, er, sex with spouse after death?"

"Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) has appealed to the Islamist-dominated parliament not to approve two controversial laws on the minimum age of marriage and allowing a husband to have sex with his dead wife within six hours of her death according to a report in an Egyptian newspaper." Read Full Article Here

Two words for Indianapolis fans

Jeff George

Nerd Dating

Nerd Dating 101 - Watch More Funny Videos
What happens when two decent looking people fall in Nerd love? Watch!

How to convert a Rapper to Foreign Currency

Rapper 50 Cent Converted Into Malaysian Currency (You have to see the photo

WWE does Osama death

No one does war victory announcements better than WWE! (Which is always WWF in my mind, screw you nature!)

Friday Movie Clip for 4/20/2012 - Half Baked (Munchies)

Note today's date!

What ever happened to Swiss Chalet?

I was watching Owning Mahoney today and they mentioned going to Swiss Chalet. My mom got that for me CONSTANTLY as a kid, the "Quarter Chicken Dinner". It was so yummy what ever happened to them?

Update: Ah, they closed all their US locations, but are still all over Canada, ay!

Taliban fail!

Food's Biggest Scam: The Great Kobe Beef Lie - Forbes

Food's Biggest Scam: The Great Kobe Beef Lie - Forbes:

'via Blog this'

I would like to thank @TheLastGlow for following me on Twiter

And I implore my readers to follow them, the Official #TheLastDragon Fan Page!

Why do we care what the dogs name is?

"Jenson Bolla-Sosa, 28, of Fort Lauderdale, was charged with knowingly having sexual contact with a pet dog named Mimi after cops arrested him Sunday, reports the South Florida Sun-Sentinel."
(Click links for more)

FloriDUH | Sun Sentinel Blogs | Man accused of having sex with a dog named Mimi:

Male NFL Cheerleader?

Man tries out for Denver Broncos cheerleaders | KING5.com Seattle:

Come to think of it, why is this such a weird story, Tampa Bay Bucs have male cheerleaders! SEXIST NEWSPAPER!

Someone actually made a Sho 'Nuff Tshirt for Women!

Sho' Nuff! Tees from Zazzle.com:

'via Blog this'

Hacker busted by boobs!

Suspected Anonymous Hacker Busted By FBI — Thanks To A Racy Photo « CBS Houston:

'via Blog this'

Best Craigslist Post EVAH!

Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist:

'via Blog this'

Friday Movie Clip for 4/30/2012 - 8 Rules of Fight Club (Fight Club)

Wild remix.

In honor of Sundance's

Awesome Titanic graphic


Are Obama’s job policies hurting women? - The Washington Post:

Obviously, the WaPo wanted me to say "WTF?!?" today.

Funniest Wheel of Fortune video EVAH!

T for Tom - YouTube:

'via Blog this'

A tribute to Mike Wallce, RIP

You were the best MW, no one will ever be as good as you - although we do love Chris Hansen!

I don't get Raising Arizona

I don't get Raising Arizona, I can never make it more than halfway because I find the movie stupid and boring. Can someone PLEASE explain?

Friday Movie Clip for 4/6/2012 -- Merchandising (Spaceballs)


Dedicated to my beautiful wife, who loves this scene and recites it often. I LOVE YOU WIFEY!

Proof Baseball is stupid!

Only Baseball Could Screw Up Something As Simple As 'Opening Day' - Business Insider:

'via Blog this'

WTF moment of my week

Not by demand.
Not by popular demand.
But by GREAT demand.
I am sure all of you reading this were part of that demand, feel satiated!

And hey, its sponsored by the DbackwardsZbackwardsET Times, my favorite paper!


I don't know why, but I'm fascinated by this and actually find the guy credible!

Proof that sports pros never get past their high school super stardom

That's super hot?

Samantha Brick on the downsides to looking pretty: 'Why women hate me for being beautiful' | Mail Online:
I love English people, but if that is their definition of Super Hot, then I need to downgrade my ratings for the British a few notches.

Friday Movie Clip for 3/30/2012 - Go to your Home (Happy Gilmore)

Random Thoughts of the Past Week ending 4/1/2012

I had two random thoughts last week, I want to share:

1) Do Women's Basketball teams have cheerleaders? If so, are they female or males?


2) Does Isreal have Isreali Arabs in their military/are they required to do the 2 years of compulsory service?



Maryland woman claims she has Mega Millions winning ticket and won’t share with co-workers in her lottery pool at McDonald’s - NYPOST.com:

'via Blog this'

Yesterday at 7 Eleven

I saw a dude smoking RIGHT next to the propane exchange tank cage, with NO SMOKING signs all around it. Have American's gotten THAT retarded, and why am I paying for food stamps for such a person?

ANCHORMAN 2!! YES!!!!!!!!!!

And by Anchorman 2, I mean, my penis is excited for this movie.

Will Ferrell Announces 'Anchorman' Sequel on 'Conan' (Video) - The Hollywood Reporter:

'via Blog this'

War On Words: NYC Dept. Of Education Wants 50 'Forbidden' Words Banned From Standardized Tests « CBS New York

War On Words: NYC Dept. Of Education Wants 50 'Forbidden' Words Banned From Standardized Tests « CBS New York:

'via Blog this'

Proof lawyers suck

California Alimony Pay to Attacker Husband Challenged in Legislature - ABC News:

'via Blog this'

Borat lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is GREAT!

Borat's Fake Kazakhstan National Anthem Plays By Mistake During Medal Ceremony (Video) - The Hollywood Reporter:

'via Blog this'

Proof that Breasts Sell

Ion Interactive Landing Page Test Shows Sex Sells:

Walgreens Goes All Out In Effort To Convince You To Buy Sex Toys - The Consumerist

Walgreens Goes All Out In Effort To Convince You To Buy Sex Toys - The Consumerist:

Pretty Funny: How to fight with a light saber so NO ONE GETS HURT

Friday Movie Clip for 3/23/2012 - Best Movie Kiss Ever (Big Trouble in Little China)

Who knew the Best Movie Kiss Ever would come from a low-level horror/action writer/director? Most of you won't get it, but a true high-thinking movie afficianado does!

Civil War. Tanks. I LOVE IT!

Gettysburg: Armored Warfare comes to Steam on March 27 -Destructoid:

Uh, Hunger Games, admit your plagiarism now!

"A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?"



From Hotair.com: "It really is outrageous that Jets fans will have to watch Tebow run the wildcat on third and four instead of Sanchez underthrowing an open receiver."

Bet Tebow cover evah!! (I love the NY Post)

Brave New World Entry #1: It's not a Bulb Ban, but their illegal!

A new theme here on FTG, as I always say, the book Brave New World is NOT FICTION. (Fyi we include Animal Farm and 1984 into the Brave New World meme)

Today's entry is Newspeak (1984 Concept):


Analogy: I'm not sentencing you to life, I'm just putting you in a 10 by 10 foot room with bars and cement and taking away all your freedoms until the day you die.

Yep, Rick Rolled

Wife was blocking my car so had to take her car to Publix.  Turned on the radio and she had it on station playing the end of Moves Like Jagger.  So that sucked me in.

Then "Never Going to Give You Up" hit.  Ugh. Bad wifey!

However, quick station change but staying with the eighties gave me "Party Like 1999".  All is well again.

How 'The Fifth Element' Explained Lady Gaga And Everything Else You Need To Know About Modern Life—Back in '97

How 'The Fifth Element' Explained Lady Gaga And Everything Else You Need To Know About Modern Life—Back in '97:

'via Blog this'

Friday Movie Clip for 3/16/2012 - World Domination (Hudson Hawk)

Ah, when you need motivation, this clip from THE most UNDERRATED Comedy EVER will get you going:

Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days for iPad on the iTunes App Store

Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days for iPad on the iTunes App Store:


Damn you Internet! DAMN YOU!!!!!

Encyclopaedia Britannica To End Print Editions « CBS Chicago:

MAJOR WTF! -- Crazy Obsession: Couple Has 150K Sex Doll Collection (VIDEO)

Crazy Obsession: Couple Has 150K Sex Doll Collection (VIDEO):

So what is a Double Dutch Rider? (Warning: NSFW)

And for the record - yes, that is gay ("Not that there is anything wrong with that!" -- Seinfeld)

One of my favorite songs ever - Rainbow Connection

Muppets were on Good Morning America today singing this - one of my favorite songs. If you ever need to forget all the troubles in the world, play this song!

I can still remember going to the original Muppets movie in Lauderhill with my dad like it was yesterday...the kid in us never disappears.

Please pause for a moment today and remember the Tsunami victims

Watch "Tsunami Japanese inside a car! 津波日本" on YouTube
It was a disaster movie come true, and will take years to heal.  This video will appreciate why every day we have is special.

WTF is this!! - Win a Calendar with Grandpa

OMG this SNL skit was SO original - Monkey learns to Talk

100 bad skits, one great one!

Lawsuit of the week - stoopid Spirit fee

Friday Movie Clip for 3/9/2012 - Pizza The Hut (Spaceballs)

Ah, the old Classic,for your enjoyment.  YOU TASTE GREAT <insert name here>


Big Surprise! City of Miami is Incomptent - no parking for Marlin's games!

At Marlins' ballpark, best to buy a parking spot along with that Cracker Jack - South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com:

Best Facebook Story EVAH!!!!! - Facebook 'friend' offer exposes man's other wife - Yahoo! News

Facebook 'friend' offer exposes man's other wife - Yahoo! News:

Does anyone understand this latest Spirit Ad Sale?

What the heck is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone explain!


How much you wanna bet they would NEVER EVER EVER make a show called Good Muslim Bitches?

REPOST: Top 22 Quotes from The Last Dragon | The Last Dragon Tribute Blog

Memorize this important information!
Top 22 Quotes from The Last Dragon | The Last Dragon Tribute Blog:

Why do people do stupid things like this?

I'm going to say what your all thinking

Fuck you Afghanistan. Stay in the stone ages. We spend tons of money and time and effort and lives to improve your lot, and this is the thanks we get? We rebuilt Japan and Europe after WW2, wouldn't you like their lives other than the stone huts you live in now? We hear your resounding answer now: NO WE LIKE OUR STONE AGE MEDIEVAL INHUMANE ILLITERATE LIVES.

Two U.S. Soldiers Killed in Kabul Were Both Shot in the Back of Head, According to Reports | Ottawa Citizen:

Fine. Let's just pull out and just bomb whatever village allows the Taliban back in.

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.

Thank you Japanese for inventing THE MARRIAGE SAVER!

Japan invents speech-jamming gun that silences people mid-sentence:

Awesome Star Wars tshirt at Target

It's our innagural Friday movie clip posting! - Friday Movie Clip - Luggage Problem (Joe versus the Volcano)

As we all know Sho 'Nuff is a huge movie buff, every Friday we post one or more classic movie clips. Today Mr.  Nuff presents one of the best unknown scenes from one of the most underrated movies ever.  Enjoy!

I have no words for this

Cops: "Swingers" Tried To Arrange Canine Liaison | The Smoking Gun:

Someone changed the definition of "Model" on me while I wasn't looking (check out her photos)

Sara Barnes burned down 3,500-year-old tree called The Senator 'because she needed to see the drugs she was doing' | Mail Online:

Autocorrect's Bad Timing

School lockdown lifted; phone's autocorrect created threatening message:

I like my counties and my governors named after Hemegenons. The

In a Chinese fortune cookie

Proof that Men are perverts NO MATTER WHAT


FYI remember, this guy also left his wife for his way way way younger Nurse.  How do you tell your wife your leaving her for your younger Nurse and have the confidence she is NOT going to put her hand on your mouth a la Tony Soprano on Christopher?


Finally after over a year of learning Blogger, I am proud to announce that FROM THE GUT has come out of Beta!  I'll be posting funny stuff and weird thoughts - I hope you enjoy.  ANY comments or ideas on how to make this blog better, especially on the layout, is apprecaited!

A big SHO 'NUFF!!!!! sendout to http://learnfromlisa.com/ who found me the template for this site and tweaked it to fit.  If its Adobe, Learn from Lisa!