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I saw a dude smoking RIGHT next to the propane exchange tank cage, with NO SMOKING signs all around it. Have American's gotten THAT retarded, and why am I paying for food stamps for such a person?

ANCHORMAN 2!! YES!!!!!!!!!!

And by Anchorman 2, I mean, my penis is excited for this movie.

Will Ferrell Announces 'Anchorman' Sequel on 'Conan' (Video) - The Hollywood Reporter:

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War On Words: NYC Dept. Of Education Wants 50 'Forbidden' Words Banned From Standardized Tests « CBS New York

War On Words: NYC Dept. Of Education Wants 50 'Forbidden' Words Banned From Standardized Tests « CBS New York:

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Proof lawyers suck

California Alimony Pay to Attacker Husband Challenged in Legislature - ABC News:

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Borat lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is GREAT!

Borat's Fake Kazakhstan National Anthem Plays By Mistake During Medal Ceremony (Video) - The Hollywood Reporter:

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Proof that Breasts Sell

Ion Interactive Landing Page Test Shows Sex Sells:

Walgreens Goes All Out In Effort To Convince You To Buy Sex Toys - The Consumerist

Walgreens Goes All Out In Effort To Convince You To Buy Sex Toys - The Consumerist:

Pretty Funny: How to fight with a light saber so NO ONE GETS HURT

Friday Movie Clip for 3/23/2012 - Best Movie Kiss Ever (Big Trouble in Little China)



Who knew the Best Movie Kiss Ever would come from a low-level horror/action writer/director? Most of you won't get it, but a true high-thinking movie afficianado does!

Civil War. Tanks. I LOVE IT!

Gettysburg: Armored Warfare comes to Steam on March 27 -Destructoid:

Uh, Hunger Games, admit your plagiarism now!



"A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?"

"EXACTLY!!"

BEST LINE ABOUT TEBOW TO THE JETS EVAH!!!!!!!!

From Hotair.com: "It really is outrageous that Jets fans will have to watch Tebow run the wildcat on third and four instead of Sanchez underthrowing an open receiver."

Bet Tebow cover evah!! (I love the NY Post)

Brave New World Entry #1: It's not a Bulb Ban, but their illegal!

A new theme here on FTG, as I always say, the book Brave New World is NOT FICTION. (Fyi we include Animal Farm and 1984 into the Brave New World meme)

Today's entry is Newspeak (1984 Concept):

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/just-making-bulbs-illegal-not-banning-them/437231

Analogy: I'm not sentencing you to life, I'm just putting you in a 10 by 10 foot room with bars and cement and taking away all your freedoms until the day you die.

Yep, Rick Rolled

Wife was blocking my car so had to take her car to Publix.  Turned on the radio and she had it on station playing the end of Moves Like Jagger.  So that sucked me in.

Then "Never Going to Give You Up" hit.  Ugh. Bad wifey!

However, quick station change but staying with the eighties gave me "Party Like 1999".  All is well again.

How 'The Fifth Element' Explained Lady Gaga And Everything Else You Need To Know About Modern Life—Back in '97

How 'The Fifth Element' Explained Lady Gaga And Everything Else You Need To Know About Modern Life—Back in '97:

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Friday Movie Clip for 3/16/2012 - World Domination (Hudson Hawk)

Ah, when you need motivation, this clip from THE most UNDERRATED Comedy EVER will get you going:

Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days for iPad on the iTunes App Store

Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days for iPad on the iTunes App Store:

BOOK OF ARMAMENTS - THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!

Damn you Internet! DAMN YOU!!!!!

Encyclopaedia Britannica To End Print Editions « CBS Chicago:

MAJOR WTF! -- Crazy Obsession: Couple Has 150K Sex Doll Collection (VIDEO)

Crazy Obsession: Couple Has 150K Sex Doll Collection (VIDEO):

So what is a Double Dutch Rider? (Warning: NSFW)



And for the record - yes, that is gay ("Not that there is anything wrong with that!" -- Seinfeld)

One of my favorite songs ever - Rainbow Connection

Muppets were on Good Morning America today singing this - one of my favorite songs. If you ever need to forget all the troubles in the world, play this song!

I can still remember going to the original Muppets movie in Lauderhill with my dad like it was yesterday...the kid in us never disappears.

Please pause for a moment today and remember the Tsunami victims

Watch "Tsunami Japanese inside a car! 津波日本" on YouTube
It was a disaster movie come true, and will take years to heal.  This video will appreciate why every day we have is special.

WTF is this!! - Win a Calendar with Grandpa

OMG this SNL skit was SO original - Monkey learns to Talk



100 bad skits, one great one!

Lawsuit of the week - stoopid Spirit fee

Friday Movie Clip for 3/9/2012 - Pizza The Hut (Spaceballs)

Ah, the old Classic,for your enjoyment.  YOU TASTE GREAT <insert name here>

CLICK BELOW PHOTO:

Big Surprise! City of Miami is Incomptent - no parking for Marlin's games!

At Marlins' ballpark, best to buy a parking spot along with that Cracker Jack - South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com:

Best Facebook Story EVAH!!!!! - Facebook 'friend' offer exposes man's other wife - Yahoo! News

Facebook 'friend' offer exposes man's other wife - Yahoo! News:

Does anyone understand this latest Spirit Ad Sale?



What the heck is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone explain!

GCB =/ GMB

How much you wanna bet they would NEVER EVER EVER make a show called Good Muslim Bitches?

REPOST: Top 22 Quotes from The Last Dragon | The Last Dragon Tribute Blog

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Top 22 Quotes from The Last Dragon | The Last Dragon Tribute Blog:

Why do people do stupid things like this?

I'm going to say what your all thinking

Fuck you Afghanistan. Stay in the stone ages. We spend tons of money and time and effort and lives to improve your lot, and this is the thanks we get? We rebuilt Japan and Europe after WW2, wouldn't you like their lives other than the stone huts you live in now? We hear your resounding answer now: NO WE LIKE OUR STONE AGE MEDIEVAL INHUMANE ILLITERATE LIVES.

Two U.S. Soldiers Killed in Kabul Were Both Shot in the Back of Head, According to Reports | Ottawa Citizen:

Fine. Let's just pull out and just bomb whatever village allows the Taliban back in.

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.

Thank you Japanese for inventing THE MARRIAGE SAVER!

Japan invents speech-jamming gun that silences people mid-sentence:

Awesome Star Wars tshirt at Target


It's our innagural Friday movie clip posting! - Friday Movie Clip - Luggage Problem (Joe versus the Volcano)

As we all know Sho 'Nuff is a huge movie buff, every Friday we post one or more classic movie clips. Today Mr.  Nuff presents one of the best unknown scenes from one of the most underrated movies ever.  Enjoy!

I have no words for this

Cops: "Swingers" Tried To Arrange Canine Liaison | The Smoking Gun:
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